Varric Tethras, Traveler of the Deep roads, companion of the champion and completely humble.
Well I’m going to go get some drinks, if anyone needs me I’ll be in the Hanged Man waiting for someone to tell me something they shouldn’t have.
Me and my lovely Brother.
Dear, you’re both lovely. Not just Mr. Scruffy here.
No offense, Garrett. your beard is marvelous.
Keep your distance, filthy mage.
Leave him alone Fenris!
You defend him?! An abomination?
And what? I care for him and i will not let you harm him!
If I was to harm him you would try to stop me?
Yes. I would even sacrifice for him. I LOVE him!
I… Did I miss something here?
Well this just got much more interesting… You have something you want to share Sunshine?
Me and my lovely Brother.
Dear, you’re both lovely. Not just Mr. Scruffy here.
No offense, Garrett. your beard is marvelous.
Keep your distance, filthy mage.
Fenris, calm down.
I don’t know; you’ve seen what happens to people’s hearts when the elf gets angry. Personally I’m keeping my distance.
Me and my lovely Brother.
Dear, you’re both lovely. Not just Mr. Scruffy here.
No offense, Garrett. your beard is marvelous.
Keep your distance, filthy mage.
Fenris, calm down.
